
I’ve never seen this show on TV. I’ve only heard the title. The title seems appropriate for this post. If this content is at odds with the TV show, I’m sorry.
I wasn’t going to write any more. My toothache beckons Tylenol extra strenghs, but I just finished reading Mike’s recent post, http://www.amavericko.com/2007/06/house-problems.html and I cant leave the laptop until I comment on it. I would have commented on his site, but it is so funny… really, really funny, I felt a serious comment would be like disrespectful.
This is going to be short.. just touching on a few things that Mike mentions, to make sure no one out interprets his ‘rant’ as an argument against buying a property here and to add credibility to what you will think is just his bad luck.. it aint.
First off, all of the problems he described are because the person who renovated that house, didn’t do it to fix it up. They did it to make it look cute. From Mike’s many problems, you can tell the renovation either didn’t address existing problems or it was so poorly thought out, the modern renovation caused dozens of problems by itself. If Mike (or anyone else) were to buy an old house, his architect would have gone over the place with a fine toothed comb and picked out those problems, and others Mike hasn’t seen yet, lurking behind a wall or under a floor.
No one buys a house here without having ‘their’ architect check it out first. Up north, we use home service experts who do this. In Uruguay, we use architects. Would you buy an older house without a home inspection? Of course not. Would you rent a house without one, of course you would. As Mike said, better to pay your way out of a lease than get stuck owning a disaster.
The part about the drain pipe isn’t an isolated instance. On top of my very expensive condominium building, they drain the entire roof with 3 pipes. None of them are particularly large. Each section is separated from the other. Do you know what happens when debris blows into one of those drains. One or more light fixtures in the penthouse become showers. Who’s the moron architect who puts a single point of failure on an upscale apartment building roof? Well, it’s not in the building code.
Hey Mike.. you’re not alone buddy with the showers that slope away from the drain. I have asked this question over and over again… And to add insult to injury, I have paid my hard earned money for 3 bathroom renovations and none of them slope properly. In my most recent master renovation, I figured I had it made by putting in a bathtub instead of a shower… guess what they did… they sloped the tiles around the bathtub away from the bathtub… now I have a 2nd story squeegee job. Gotta hand it to the albanils here, they are consistant.. all of them.
Most Uruguayans use electric heating in houses.. Gasoil (diesel) in apartment buildings in Montevideo. Electric in Punta del Este… they dont have natural gas out there in the boonies. We installed a modern gas boiler to heat the house and provide hot water to the taps. I was worried about gas too. Never worried about it back home but here, yes. Because ours is a central unit, tucked away in a room in the basement, we vented the room to the outside just in case something happens to the pilot light.
Mike’s complaining about his master circuit breaker popping. It’s a new service and I’ll bet it’s picking up a leak to ground. I had that in my apartment. Changed out the master breaker for one with a much great tolerance. The downside is if you stick your hand in a socket, you’ll get a nasty buzz before it trips out. Better that than coming home to a warm refrigerator. Maybe the owner will fix it for the new renter. Too late for Mike. He’s going north for the winter. Wow.. Never heard that one before. We’re upside down now.
The following images are courtesy of Santiago Tezanos, a local architect who wanted to share this information with us..

Dear Irv,
Attached please find three self explanatory situations of membrane and surfaces.
option 1: an open air terrace, with a drain, over another terrace. Membrane going “up the wall” on the left, and a “french door” window opening on the right.
option 2: is a rooftop edge (azotea).
option 3: is a typical wall/window situation. Exterior is to the right, interior to the left.
These are not “generic” details but specific details from a project by my office, so some issues might be very particular to the project, therefore solved in specific ways (such as a drain in that position). However, any of this details should be easy to build by any local albañil.